"A ship in port is safe, but that's not what ships are built for."
-Rear Admiral Grace Hopper
Great quote (curious history of confused attribution, if you care to google), part of a great speech this morning by Nora Denzel at the Grace Hopper Celebration of Women in Computing.
i.e. I'm away from home. And Mr. Pants threw up on Mr. Right this morning. (They're both fine now. Not sure about our comforter.)